Because Minnesota deserves the truth.

 
 
 
 

Parodies

Groped by the TSA
Rich Guy
Starting Over

18 Holes with Obama
Bomb Up My Butt
Vikings Play San Francisco
Czars
Detroit (Lions) Suck City
Cleveland (Browns) Suck
Obama's Vacation
Favre's the Man
Nancy
One Racist, One Cop, One Beer
Is This Still America?
Gov. T-Paw
Mercedes Benz
Oh Bama!
Help!
"We have Barack Obama"
Obama Sounder
Just Like in the U.S.S.R.
Steal An Election
Soprano's Senate Seat
Bailout!
The Obamasons
A Somali's Pirate Life is for Me
Official Obama-Biden campaign song
Rice, Rice Baby spoof song
Hey Joe the Plumber
3-Times a Voter
Palin is Hot, Hot, Hot
Illegal Alien
Redistribution
Acorn Theme Song
Wild Bill Walleye's Car Ad



A Guide to Chris Baker

So who are you Chris Baker and why are you on my radio station?

Let me give you the basics:
  • I am an independent conservative with 3 small children and a wife who I love more than anything I could have ever imagined.
  • I see politicians as nothing more than puppets and gangsters and that is regardless of party. 
  • I believe in the concept of the individual. We are all individuals to start and we join groups as we grow but it is the concept and acknowledgment that we are individuals that is supposed to keep us on the right path. When our group goes down the wrong path then it is up to us as individuals to make a decision as an individual to leave the group and walk a path of righteousness.
  • I believe in killing terrorists before they kill someone I love.
  • I believe that illegal immigration will destroy this country and that supporters of illegal immigration have no argument, they can't honestly debate because their entire position is based on a lie.
  • Global warming is a scam. Anyone who thinks that we can control nature is delusional.
  • Talk radio is my job and my dream come true. Talk radio is one of many entertainment mediums. It's the most important entertainment medium because it is the only real time, interactive medium where politicians are held accountable for their actions. It's the only medium where the people who really make America work (you) gather to exchange ideas and opinions. Where they find out they are not alone in their beliefs, get some information and have a laugh at themselves and their neighbors. It's where true free speech is exercised on a daily basis.

Stories for 1.27
Thursday 01-27-2011 9:45am CT

Camo Baseball Uniforms bug me. Men die in that camo wearing it for it's pou
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Padres-new-camouflage-jerseys-could-prove-too-r?urn=mlb-312763

GOP 1700's law.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110126/ap_on_re_us/us_health_care_nullification_3

Must have been hairy to have a raging goon with a gun.
http://www.startribune.com/local/114691139.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUvckD8EQDUX

Ted Mondale Stadium whisperer. Grooving toward chaos.
http://www.startribune.com/politics/local/114665204.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciaec8O7EyUsl

Drug catapult. This is rediculious that these Mexicans ar firing dope across the border with a catapult.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/01/26/drug-catapult-mexico-border/

More Mexico
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/husband-us-missionary-fatally-wounded-in-mexico/

Thank goodness I'm not alone
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/26/man-seeks-protection-sex-crazed-wife-germany/?test=latestnews

Schools
http://www.startribune.com/local/west/114616324.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUoD3aPc:_o8P77Ur

Leah Beano! There is a reason the news casters are hot. Guys Fatherly or goofey. Who's your favorite.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/26/study-male-viewers-find-sexy-news-anchors-distracting/?test=latestnews

Egypt what's up with that?
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01/26/thousands-egyptians-violent-protests-enter-second-day/

Mike Wilson just brilliant
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/mwilson/2011/01/26/american-chopper-shows-us-the-best-and-worst-of-ourselves/

More Schools screwing up budgets
http://www.twincities.com/ci_17210039?nclick_check=1

Tax on clothes
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=903940

Hobo problem. Maybe we could have a talent contest. Police should have better things to do.
http://kstp.com/news/stories/S1944582.shtml?cat=1

The great Utopian healer of the poor. Runs up charges as Speaker
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=255981

Birther mania. I'm getting on the birther bandwagon
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=255965

It's Prom Night in Washington But It's The Taxpayers Who Will Get Pregnant.
Monday 01-24-2011 1:02pm CT

I hereby decree that the city of Washington DC is from here on out to be known as “NAMBY PAMBY LAND.” The elite are setting an example for us commoners by actually SITTING TOGETHER at the State of the Union. Well thank goodness. The Sun will shine, the birds will sing and the world will be a better place. It’s Prom Night in Washington DC.

You really have to applaud the courage of these “leaders”, I mean they could have taken the easy way out by admitting that they were mistaken when they maligned a majority of the American people by laying blame for the actions of an evil man who shot twenty and killed six on conservatives, Tea Party Citizens, radio talk host and pretty much anybody who doesn’t agree with progressive, open borders, redistribute the wealth Democrats.

America has serious problems and lucky for us we have a group of people ready to meet them head on.

Oil is at $100 a barrel and OPEC says “deal with it.” Obviously this will lead to higher prices for about everything. This in itself will have a dramatic effect on the economy but; thank goodness the political class won’t take the easy way out by opening up more oil production domestically to take up the slack. Or remind our great friend the Saudis to step up production or the next time a tyrant threatens them we may not be so willing to spill American blood for their defense.

This will all stop and the price of oil will be $40 bucks a barrel as soon as the Saudis see these brave public servants sitting side by side gazing into each other’s eyes.

The Taliban, Osama, Muslim terrorist, N. Korea nuke programs, Chinas military buildup, a 9.4 unemployment rate (with zero hope of improving) and the ultimate; nobody believes these clowns really care or understand their role in extending these problems.

All of this will be cured by having these “home wreckers” sit next to each other.

I don’t know what is worse, the fact that they think this is effective or the fact they think we will.

The truth is we have elected a group of people who convinced us that they were “Statesmen” and “visionaries” when all the majority of them are is glorified spokes models for failed big government ideals.

These fools are going to go sit next to each other without acknowledging that the whole reason they are doing this is because of a bunch of lies manufactured over the dead bodies of 6 people in Arizona. They are writing their Commie Agenda with the blood of a nine year old girl.

It’s truly disgusting and any Republican who participates in this stunt needs to be sent packing in 2012.

They have no memory or no conscience and obviously no honor.

May they all rot.

P-BO Bingo Cards: SOTU 2011
Monday 01-24-2011 12:23pm CT
Another State of the Union speech is upon, and you can get in on the phenomenon that is P-BO Bingo!

Download all the cards below, and play along during the speech on Tuesday night!

Card #1

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Card #3

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Tom Emmer Legislative Update
Friday 01-21-2011 7:53am CT
Here is the text of the bill we'll be discussing with Tom Emmer this morning:

H.F. No. 117, as introduced - 87th Legislative Session (2011-2012) Posted on Jan 18, 2011

1.1A bill for an act

1.2relating to education; establishing a grant program to provide additional student 
1.3counseling services in high-need public high schools; appropriating money.
1.4BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA:

1.5Section 1. GRANT PROGRAM; STUDENT COUNSELING SERVICES IN 
1.6HIGH-NEED PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS.
1.7(a) Recognizing the detrimental effect of student mobility on students' educational 
1.8achievement and the disproportionate impact that student mobility has on the most 
1.9disadvantaged schools, a grant program for fiscal years 2012 and 2013 is established to 
1.10provide additional student counseling services in high-need public high schools where the 
1.11student mobility rate in the preceding school year exceeded 25 percent and has a student 
1.12population of 100 or more enrolled in grades 7 through 12.
1.13(b) Interested school districts in which a high school is located having a student 
1.14mobility rate in the preceding school year that exceeded 25 percent and has a student 
1.15population of 100 or more enrolled in grades 7 through 12 may apply to the education 
1.16commissioner, in the form and manner the commissioner determines, for a student 
1.17counseling services grant. The application must provide evidence of the requisite student 
1.18mobility rate and include a plan indicating how the applicant's eligible high school will 
1.19use the grant to provide needed counseling services to highly mobile students. The 
1.20commissioner may require additional information from an applicant.
1.21(c) The commissioner must determine that the applicant has satisfied the 
1.22requirements of paragraph (b) before awarding grants. The commissioner may award one 
1.23grant per qualified school district on a first-come, first-served basis and until the grant 
1.24appropriation is expended. The commissioner must determine the amount of the grant 
2.1based on the number of students enrolled in the high school at the start of the current 
2.2school year. Grantees must use the grant to provide needed counseling services to highly 
2.3mobile students and must not use grant funds to supplant existing counseling services.
2.4(d) The commissioner must provide for an evaluation of the high school grant sites 
2.5and recommend to the education policy and finance committees of the legislature by 
2.6February 15, 2014, whether the program to provide additional student counseling services 
2.7in high-need public high schools should be made available statewide.
2.8EFFECTIVE DATE.This section is effective the day following final enactment.

2.9Sec. 2. APPROPRIATION.
2.10$....... in fiscal year 2012 and $....... in fiscal year 2013 are appropriated from the 
2.11general fund to the commissioner of education for the purpose of providing grants to 
2.12provide additional student counseling services in high-need public high schools under 
2.13section 1. Any balance in the first year does not cancel but is available in the second year.



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