I have some thoughts on the great "Beer Summit" that just took place with our great leader this week.
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Here is a short test to measure your transition from racist, hate filled, money obsessed, greedy conservative pig, to enlightened, happy, tolerant progressive. Be sure to write you answers down so you can calculate your progress in your personal transition.
Take it as many times as you like and measure your improvement. Remember, transition begins with first letting go, then embracing the new you.
Welcome to a Progressive World! Ta!
1) President Barack Hussein Obama is;
a. The president of the United States.
b. The man who will heal the nation.
c. The man who inspires hope and rebuilds America’s reputation around the world.
d. Why do you have to use the name Hussein?
2) The current economic situation is created by;
a. George Bush’s greedy campaign contributors.
b. Political correctness and Democrats pandering for votes.
c. Bullying Banks into making risky loans to unqualified individuals.
d. Capitalism.
3) What time should you show up for work?;
a. At least 5 to 10 minutes early.
b. Exactly on time.
c. As close to a designated time as possible depending on how your day goes.
d. Why should I bust my a$$ in order to make some rich pig richer?
4) How much of their income should "rich" people pay in taxes?;
a. As much as anybody else.
b. A little more because you make a little more.
c. At least 50% because we have to be ready to pitch in and do our part.
d. 100% people shouldn’t be allowed to be rich because it’s selfish.
5) The Worst President in History was/is?;
a. George W Bush
b. Dick Cheney
c. George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Halliburton
d. Jimmy Carter
6) What comes to mind when you hear the name “Ted Kennedy"?;
a. The Liberal Lion of the Senate.
b. The leader of a historic political American family.
c. A drunken pompous ass that conspired with known communist and allowed a woman to drown in the back of his car.
d. A conservative.
7) The best way to defeat terrorism and extremist is to;
a. Fight it with all our might.
b. Talk to them and try to get them to understand us.
c. Try to understand them.
d. Leave them alone and they’ll go away.
8) Man made Global Warming is…;
a. A farce and a scam.
b. A serious crisis.
c. The result of oppression, racism and capitalism.
d. Going to kill us all.
9) The lesson we learned from Katrina is;
a. This is what happens when a cat 5 Hurricane hits a city that sits below sea level.
b. A populace conditioned to be dependant on Government is in jeopardy during a national disaster.
c. Government moves slowly.
d. George W Bush hates black people.
10) We invaded Iraq because;
a. George Bush wanted to get revenge for the attack on his father.
b. Oil for Bushes cronies.
c. No bid contracts for Cheney’s Halliburton
d. All of the above.
Answers:
1) D 2) D 3) D 4) D 5) C 6) A 7) D 8) D 9) D 10) D
Grades:
0-2: Still a hateful racist.
3-5: Showing hope but still lacking tolerance.
6-8: Moving toward enlightenment.
8-9: Close but room for personal growth.
All 10: You’ve made it, get some tiny glasses, a turtleneck sweater and begin to brood because the world is just so unfair.
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